Friday, November 30, 2007

My Boo

I locked myself in the bathroom for an hour, scrubbing and scrubbing away. My sister was knocking hard on the door, yelling at me to get out of there.I simply ignored her. It was common practise that we all took a shower each night before going to bed, so what was her problem? Well, I was not going to jump into bed after the shower because I had plans for the night.I heaved a sigh of relief when my skin tingled. I was as clean as a whistle. I just had to get rid of the day sweat. It had been a long day.

I came out of the bathroom and managed to escape my sister's scornful look.It was none of her business. Fine, I took too long but I needed to be all clean and sweet swelling. I had a date with my Boo.I looked through my closet and nothing of interest caught my eyes, then I went towards my mum's room. There was sure to be something pretty and significant there. It took me just two minutes to find it. Whao!!! It was the white Fulani attire that my aunt had brought for us from Sokoto. The multicolored blouse was just perfect with the white woolen wrapper. The blouse was short, midriff lenght and the wrapper was long, though low riding on the hips. It was perfect for my outing.

I dusted my mum's talcum powder all over and wore the Fulani get-up. My aunt had taught us how to tie the wrapper on her last visit.I glanced at myself in the mirror and grinned. He would be knocked off his rockers. I grabbed a string of beads and wound it around my head. Another one went around my neck. There was something missing. Oh Ok! Make-Up!! I did a little magic and there I was, fully made up like a Fulani chick. I wish I had a calabash, that would complete the picture.

I catwalked into the living room in my flat Fulani slippers.Pa had some guests and they were engrossed in whatever they were discussing. I announced to Pa that I was going out but he paid me no mind so I shrugged, turned sharply and headed towards the front door. Something must have registered at the last minute because he suddenly called my name.I stopped, I was just about to close the doors behind me. I heaved a long-suffering sigh.

I walked towards him and all conversations stopped abruptly.
'' Now where in the world are you going, young lady'' Pa asked.
''....but I told you before'' I started but stopped at his frown. I rolled my eyes.
'' I am going to see my boyfriend'' I announced again, making sure to raise my voice this time.
Pa looked astounded and one of the gentlemen roared with laughter and I rolled my eyes at him. Hiss. What was the big deal about that? I glanced at Pa, he was smiling. He nodded and I turned and catwalked out. I paused when I heard the laughter. Surely they were not laughing at me?

I walked towards Boo's house. He lived just down the street. His mum was outside, rocking a baby. I greeted her and asked for Boo.She called him. My heart raced when I saw his lovely face again. It had just been hours that we last saw each other but to me it felt like days. Boo came to an abrupt halt when he saw me,then he turned and hightailed it away like I was the plague or the ten commandments. Like I was a masquerade or something.Tears pooled in my eyes but I was not going to give up without a fight. I wiped my face clean of the tears, then I started yelling so loud the baby threw a fit.

''Boo, whether you like it or not, I am your girlfriend. If you like, run away, do you hear? I told you this morning and I am telling you right now. I will tell you tomorrow o ehn ehn. You better listen now o. I will tell everybody o, okay.''

I didnt even bother to talk to his mum, I just walked back to my house with tears streaming down my face. Pa was still right where I left him and his friends. He stopped talking when he saw how upset I was.
'' what happened?'' he demanded
''Boo ran away'' I explained between hiccups. Everybody went ''Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww''
''Dont mind him, Princess. He was just scared. He will apologise tomorrow.You will see'' Pa assured me. I nodded and went to my parents' room then the laughter started again. Now what in the world was so funny?

My mind drifted as I planned on making Boo crawl on his knees tomorrow at the kindegarten school. Why in the world was he scared of me? He was older than me if anything, taller and quite bigger. He was six years old and I was just crawling up to five. maybe all I needed to do now was to kiss him when we get to the playing pen. That would scare all the other girls away. I loved Boo with all my heart and I had told my kindergarten teacher as much. He was mine and I had every intention to posses him. Tomorrow, I would go and play with his baby sister. Or did he want me to be five or six years old before letting the world know of our love? Why was Pa's friend laughing like that? Was it my fulani dress or my beads? Neways I was looking forward to seeing Boo tomorrow.

19 comments:

Bubbles said...

LOL!!! you are crazy. Is this for real?

yayi said...

@ Bubbles.....of course. Boo was my first love. I made his life a living hell.LOL

Anonymous said...

But why was everyone laughing at u?

Ur makeup or wot?

And why did he run from u ?

Abeg update joo and stop keeping us in suspense after ur long absence

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Lmao!!!!!!!!!! Chei Yayi, you were a handful. Boyfriend at 5:D

Wheres Boo today??

yayi said...

@ Jummy....I guess my boldness was amusing. I must have done something nasty to my face with my mom's black eye liner. Boo was a very shy kid and that was why I picked him to be my boyfriend.He had no choice but to accept my love. LOL

yayi said...

@ Omosewa.....I havent seen Boo since we left elementary school. i hope to see him one of these days. I bet you he would salivate and practically jump into my arms.aint nothing like the tiny girl who wanted to be his girlfriend by force.
Dis time na for his eyes to pop out o.

yayi said...

@ jummy.....cant seem to find your blog!!

Anonymous said...

Heya that must have been hilarious!
Pele

Am not a blogger o am just a bloody busy body always doing blog rounds lol

Allied said...

Lol.. i was wondering who wears fulani outfit in these day and age.

Ahh.. i had a crush too at that age.. but i was such a shy kid. i never told him sha.

Initium said...

Sooo cute! And you know what, some guys/girls haven't changed that much in this whole dating thing!

Anonymous said...

lmao! that was hilarious.
i have a huge smile on my face.

i was like... you told your dad you had a man... like that?!! then i saw that you were 5. LMAO.

zaiprincesa said...

lol...aww this is tooo cute...

Nice blog!

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

ha ha ha. u are one crazy gal. he he he. so were is boo now. hahaha. cant stop laffin

yayi said...

@ Annonymous Gal......am glad you enjoyed the last post. I dont know where Boo is. I have a feeling I am gonna see him one of the days and i bet ya he is not gonna run, if he does any running its gonna be straight into my arms.lol

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

Jennifer A. said...

lol...are u serious? In kindergarten?

This was interesting...

Naapali said...

Nice one, Yayi.

inStilettos said...

LMAO!

rethots said...

...the past written like the present.